Hello, my name is Jane Doe.
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Johnny "Is this milk still good?!!"
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Victim "Huh?! *sip* Uh...yeah."
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Johnny "THIS LETTUCE! HOW CRISP IS IT? HOW CRISP GODDAMMIT?!
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Victim "It's Fine!"
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Johnny "THESE FUDGE-POPS! FREEZER BURN?! FREEZER BURN?!"
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Victim "umm.."
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Johnny "EAT THE FUCKIN' WEENIE!!!"
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Victim "mmph... It tastes okay."
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Johnny "Whew! Thanks. I haven't cleaned my fridge out in awhile, and well... You know.
