December 2009
3 posts
November 2009
28 posts
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
Johnny "Is this milk still good?!!"
Victim "Huh?! *sip* Uh...yeah."
Johnny "THIS LETTUCE! HOW CRISP IS IT? HOW CRISP GODDAMMIT?!
Victim "It's Fine!"
Johnny "THESE FUDGE-POPS! FREEZER BURN?! FREEZER BURN?!"
Victim "umm.."
Johnny "EAT THE FUCKIN' WEENIE!!!"
Victim "mmph... It tastes okay."
Johnny "Whew! Thanks. I haven't cleaned my fridge out in awhile, and well... You know.
12575.) Every now and then, i wonder if i will go...
(via blogsecret)
“Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their...”
– NNY
12549.) When I found you staring at me, my heart...
(via blogsecret)
twilight.
edwardtriggerhands:
12432.) I have this fear that I cannot make people...
(via blogsecret)
12421.) I really want you to fall back in love...
(via blogsecret)
12386.) You are one of the people I love most in...
(via blogsecret)
12396.) I want him so bad.
(via blogsecret)
“‘Tis one thing to be tempted, another thing to fall.”
– William Shakespeare
“An overflow of good converts to bad.”
– William Shakespeare
October 2009
18 posts
12377.) i just want a hug from him. i want him to...
(via blogsecret)
“Beshrew the heart that makes my heart to groan.”
– William Shakespeare
12372.) You are the smell before the rain. You are...
(via blogsecret)
I finally realized...
how much of a douche you are.
12318.) I don't think I'm good enough. I'm not...
(via blogsecret)
It's almost Halloween...
I plan on going trick-or-treating, but I still don’t have a costume. I doubt there will be any good ones left at the store. So, I suppose I can make one. Hmm, that should be fun…?
12286.) Truth is, I want to be more than just the...
(via blogsecret)
12278.) I'm lost.
(via blogsecret)
“Good art is often a product of peril. Great art is the truthful reflection of...”
– William Beckett
“Hey. Could we do that again? I know we haven’t met, but I don’t want...”